Parenting Tips From Anaheim

Next time you decide to go to Subway for dinner, make sure to park in the handicap spot without a handicap placard and make sure to take up the other parking spot next to it as well. Then, make sure to send your 12 year old son into the store to get his and your subs. But, most importantly, make sure to not let him forget his crutches as he hobbles inside to get you your lazy dinner. It’s much easier for him to order while standing at the Subway sneeze guard while resting on his crutches than it is for you to park the car and go order the sandwiches yourself.

Written on July 27, 2007 at roughly 10:21 pm. And by roughly I mean at that exact time.

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