R.I.P. – Jimmy Eat World (1995 – 2007)
It is my unfortunate place to inform you of the death of Jimmy Eat World.
Jimmy Eat World — formed in Mesa, Arizona in 1993 by singer/guitarist Jim Adkins, drummer Zach Lind, guitarist Tom Linton, and bass player Mitch Porter (who was eventually replaced by Rick Burch) — died today with the release of “Chase This Light.”
Aaron Martin, a long time Jimmy Eat World activist, was troubled and sadden at the news and release of their fifth studio album.
“I don’t even know how to take this. For years I’ve been pushing Jimmy Eat World onto people like a Detroit crack dealer. It’s just sad to see an 11 song follow-up to “Futures” two years after it’s release. I don’t know what I’m going to do now. I think I’m going to try to wipe 2007 from my mind and just pretend like Jim Atkins didn’t die, like Tom Linton still writes amazing guitar licks full of passion and energy. I guess I’ll just continue to listen to “Static Prevails” and “Clarity” and just pretend like good music can continually be written by bands, even though times change and artists progress.
“It’s just hard, you know? They seemed so alive the last time I heard them. I didn’t even see this coming. I never thought that they would join along side Blink 182 and Reliant K and start writing pop-rock with no emotion or true feelings. I expected this from them, but not Jimmy Eat World. You somehow always find the ones you love as invincible. Not truly capable of writing one-off lyrics and songs full of mediocre pop riffs.”
Aaron was later quoted as having giving “Chase This Light” a 4 out of 10 rating. Jimmy Eat World’s last words were “Hey! Hey!” followed by a gurgling sound that sounded similar to “ho ho ho!” They will be missed.
[ Note: Jimmy Eat World is not dead, just their ability to write musical albums equaling in quality and talent of previous releases.]


what a disappointment.