Search terms that have brought me visitors

“General Patton”
“tickle me elmo on fire”
“dirty car windows”
“Heather Armstrong”
“white house photographer”
“troubadoor west hollywood”

The one that I though was best was “General Patton,” which was what I named my beach cruiser. It was a Google image search result that appeared on the 6th page of results. I wonder how disappointed that Google user must have been to find my blog and beach cruiser instead of some amazing story of Patton’s march to the Arden Forest and the Battle of the Bulge.

Crap. Now this is another entry some random junior higher is going to get while trying to finish their history paper. To the young scholar who may be reading this and wasting research time, I apologize.