I Hate the World Right Now

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I hate the world. But, at least now I have an excuse to buy a new version.

So my phone fell out of my backpack while returning a rental car in Dallas. It cracked. Splintered. Is now a spider web. Terrific. Thank you Hertz for rushing me out of my car and not giving me the chance to get my stuff together. I know, it’s not Hertz’s fault, but I have to blame somebody, and after all, it’s the 21st century and personal responsibility is dead. Maybe I can send the government a bill and get reimbursed. Maybe I’ll use my stimulus check…

See you in line on July 11th?

Written on May 27, 2008 at roughly 11:46 am. And by roughly I mean at that exact time.

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