The Obama’s Prayer

Our Obama, who art in office,
hallowed be they reign.
Thy socialism come,
from now on, in America as it is in Sweden.

Give us this day, our daily handout
and tax us not, but tax the rich as we burden them disproportionately.
And lead us not to personal responsibility,
but deliver us from whitey.
For thine is the change, the hope, and the rhetoric, for ever and ever. Amen.

Written on March 19, 2008 at roughly 10:01 pm. And by roughly I mean at that exact time.

6 Comments

peter March 20, 2008 at roughly 2:09 pm

oh boy, that’s great…

Aaron March 20, 2008 at roughly 2:15 pm

Thanks, I thought it was pretty funny when I came up with it as well.

Paul March 22, 2008 at roughly 9:20 am

Ha! Very well done.

illnoise March 24, 2008 at roughly 2:37 pm

Sign me up, Black Sweden sounds pretty awesome compared to what we’ve got now.

Steve June 18, 2008 at roughly 7:05 am

Very nice :)

Charles July 20, 2008 at roughly 5:44 am

Our Obama, which art in Power
Hallowed be thy Fame
Thy administration come
Thy ambition begun, in America as it is in Venezuela
Give us this day our daily change
And forgive us our whiteness, as we forgive those whiter than us
And lead us not into competition
But deliver us from reality
For thine is the ABC, CBS, NBC, Harvard and New York Times, for ever and ever. Amen

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